Mornings can be a battlefield. Foggy eyes, a rumbling stomach, and the overwhelming urge to just…be left alone. This hilarious “Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Coffee And A Scooter Ride” funny coffee mug from Charged Threads is your battle cry for peace (and caffeine).<\/p>\n
This e-scooter coffee mug isn’t a threat, it’s a defense mechanism. It lets the world know that before you can be your charming, sociable self, you need two things: a steaming cup of Joe and the wind whipping through your hair on your electric scooter. This mug is a celebration of that quiet time, that pre-adventure ritual that gets your soul (and your engine) revving.<\/p>\n
Made from high-quality, dishwasher-safe ceramic, this mug is built to last, just like your love for peace, coffee, and electric scooters. Choose from three sizes\u201411 oz., 15 oz, and a whopping 20 oz.\u2014to find your perfect funny coffee mug companion. Whether it’s a quick morning espresso shot before you conquer your commute or a leisurely latte to fuel your weekend adventures, this mug ensures you get your zen on before you hit the road.<\/p>\n
So put down the chatty Cathy and pick up this funny coffee mug. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who needs a morning shield (and a good cup of coffee) before they take on the world. After all, with this awesome funny coffee mug from Charged Threads, a smooth, enjoyable ride (and a happy you) is just a sip and a scoot away!<\/p>\n
Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between\u2014this funny coffee mug is for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Ceramic
\n\u2022 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8\u2033 (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2\u2033 (8.2 cm) in diameter
\n\u2022 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7\u2033 (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3\u2033 (8.5 cm) in diameter
\n\u2022 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3\u2033 (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7\u2033 (9.3 cm) in diameter
\n\u2022 Dishwasher and microwave safe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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